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Herro~!
The name's Selina aka Tofu-sama or sakurap online.
I love laughing loudly and enjoying puns way too much :D Feel free to ask me any questions, I do like to chat & meet new people. I will answer ANYTHING & EVERYTHING as truthful as possible!
Whelps, please enjoy your adventure through my Tumblargh~
どうもありがとう!^~^

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

(via annoeba)

— 8 hours ago with 120560 notes
#unbuhleevable 
superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

(via afuturefossilfuel)

— 8 hours ago with 4163 notes

stupjam:

i won’t miss him at all

(via sugaryburns)

— 14 hours ago with 3996 notes

kawaiiunderpants:

never forget what happens when phoenix gets a puzzle wrong

I’M NOT GUILTY

— 1 day ago with 2795 notes
#hahaha  #pl vs pw 

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn, via sugaryburns)

— 1 day ago with 117322 notes

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via a-stolen-breath)

— 1 day ago with 74937 notes
#puns I do adore